Piadas em Inglês

1 Humor

The school answering machine – Piadas traduzidas

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The school answering machine   This is hilarious. No wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are Continue lendo→

3 Expressões Idiomáticas

Piadas traduzidas: THE PHARMACIST

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The Pharmacist A boy just started going out with a girl that he really liked. The girls said he was going to meet her parent. And if all went well, he would get lucky… so the boy thought “if I’m gonna get lucky, I should get some condoms.” So he went to a pharmacy to get a pack. When he was at the girl’s house that night, they bowed their heads in prayer. And even when they were done, the Continue lendo→

7 Humor

Piadas em inglês: A senior bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and…

menos de 1 minuto A senior bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the Z4, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. “I can get away from him Continue lendo→

3 Expressões Idiomáticas

Piadas traduzidas: The new blonde stewardess

menos de 1 minuto Contribuição anônima An airline captain [Um comandante] was breaking in a new blonde stewardess [voava com uma aeromoça loira novata]. The route they were flying [A rota que fariam] had a layover [tinha uma escala] in another city. Upon their arrival [Assim que desembarcaram], the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight [passar a noite; dormir]. Cf. Como dizer “comandante” em inglês? Cf. Falsas Gêmeas: PERSONAL x PERSONNEL The next morning [No Continue lendo→

4 Abreviações

Humor: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?

menos de 1 minuto Contribuição anônima What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? – What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? – Qual é a diferença entre uma mulher com TPM e um pit bull? – Lipstick. – Batom. Cf. Vocabulário: TPM Cf. Falsos Cognatos: BATON Cf. O que significa “PASS THE BATON”? Cf. Textos Mastigados Cf. Lançamento: Aprenda inglês com humor

1 Expressões Idiomáticas

Humor: Atheism is a non-prophet organization

menos de 1 minuto jokesandhumor.com Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Cf. Como se fala “receita” em inglês? Cf. Como traduzir “BOTTOM LINE”? Cf. O que é “BREAK-EVEN”? MORAL DA HISTÓRIA: O trocadilho se dá pelo fato de as palavras “PROFIT” (lucro) e “PROPHET” (profeta) terem pronúncias idênticas. A expressão “NON-PROFIT” significa “sem fins lucrativos”. Se gostou da informação, compartilhe a dica nas redes sociais para que mais gente amplie o vocabulário de inglês. Obrigado.