menos de 1 minuto Anonymous An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, “I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied… “Use the ATM machine outside the gym!” Cf. Abreviações: ATM Cf. Humor: ATM at night Cf. Como se diz “academia” em inglês?
menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The Pirate A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible, man. “ “What do you mean?“, said the pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.” “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What Continue lendo→
menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The Man of the House MAN: I’ve been thinking… I’m the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door… Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair? WOMAN: The funeral director. Cf. Pronúncia: B mudo Continue lendo→
menos de 1 minuto Anônimo A 54-year-old woman [Uma senhora de 54 anos] had a heart attack [sofreu um infarto] and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table [mesa de operações] she had a near death experience [ela quase morreu]. Seeing God [ao ver Deus] she asked “Is my time up?” [Chegou a minha hora?] God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live .” Upon recovery [Após sua recuperação], the woman decided to stay Continue lendo→
menos de 1 minuto Etapa encerrada! A vencedora foi a Juliana Pedreira da Silva, de Salvador – BA. Obrigado a todos pelo interesse. Amanhã tem mais! Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The offering plate A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!’ The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’ The man said, ‘I was Continue lendo→
menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira I don’t wanna go to war A guy was running down the street when he came up to a nun. He said to the nun “They’re after me. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan. Can I hide under your dress?” The nun said “Sure.” A few minutes later a couple of soldiers ran up and asked the nun “Did you see a guy running by here?” The nun said “He went that Continue lendo→