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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
Hiiii Guys,
I have a doubt: Isn’t “I am a DIVORCED lawyer”???
Thanks…. It was funny 😉
HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!
ROFL
Eurico,
Obrigado pelas contribuições. Prepare-se para receber a ira dos advogados… 😉
Abraços a todos
“A restaurant full of lawyers was held hostage.
The bad guys threatened that, until all their demands were met, they would release one lawyer every hour.”
“Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.”
“If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s.”
Lawyers…the same everywhere…