Humor: DRUNK

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:

• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk:

• Specificity
• British Constitution
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:

• Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
• Nope, no more booze for me.
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• I’m not interested in fighting you.
• Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
• No, I won’t make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
• Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

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