Piadas traduzidas: THE PHARMACIST

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Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira

The Pharmacist

A boy just started going out with a girl that he really liked. The girls said he was going to meet her parent. And if all went well, he would get lucky… so the boy thought “if I’m gonna get lucky, I should get some condoms.”

So he went to a pharmacy to get a pack. When he was at the girl’s house that night, they bowed their heads in prayer. And even when they were done, the boy kept his head down. So the girls said, “I didn’t know you were so religious…”

The boy responded, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist…”

Cf. Falsos cognatos: PARENT
Cf. O que “GET LUCKY” quer dizer?
Cf. Qual é a gíria em inglês para “camisinha”?

• the pharmacist > o farmacêutico
• go out with a girl > sair com uma garota
• parents > pais (pai e mãe)
• if all went well > se tudo corresse bem
• he would get lucky > ele teria uma bela surpresa
• get some condoms > comprar umas camisinhas
• get a pack > comprar uma caixa (de camisinhas)
• bowed their heads in prayer > abaixaram a cabeça em oração
• when they were done > quando eles terminaram
• kept his head down > permaneceu com a cabeça abaixada

Referência: “Sorria, você está praticando inglês!“, de Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira, Disal Editora, 2010. Leia a sinopse.